Allt-yr-yn, Newport
Menus in Allt-yr-yn
Allt-yr-yn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Allt-yr-yn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Allt-yr-yn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus allt-yr-yn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Allt-yr-yn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Allt-yr-yn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Allt-yr-yn
Allt-yr-yn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Allt-yr-yn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Allt-yr-yn process.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Allt-yr-yn
Okafor Ltd — Allt-yr-yn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 68
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Allt-yr-yn: Print Design
Everything below has its own Allt-yr-yn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Allt-yr-yn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Allt-yr-yn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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