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Most audits are a sales pitch in a spreadsheet. This one just tells you.
What we actually check
Speed
Response time, page weight, script bloat, compression and lazy loading. Slow sites lose the call.
SEO
Titles, descriptions, headings, canonical tags, schema and whether there's enough content to rank.
Mobile
Viewport, responsive images, tap-to-call. Most of your customers are on a phone in a van.
Getting enquiries
Forms, phone links, WhatsApp, clear calls to action and trust signals. The bit most audits ignore.
Accessibility
Alt text, landmarks, labels and skip links. Legally sensible and it helps your rankings too.
Security
HTTPS, HSTS, clickjacking and content policy headers. Basic hygiene that plenty of sites skip.
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