Websites thatwin customers.No bollocks.
Fast, modern and mobile friendly websites that get you found on Google and bring in more business.
- Mobile friendly
- SEO built in
- Fast loading
- Google ready
- UK based
- Unlimited support
Five-page website live in 7 days
No meetings. No jargon. No hidden fees. Just a fast, mobile-friendly site that gets you customers.
Websites from
£199
No hidden fees
No monthly nonsense
100+ businesses
Trust us with their site
Fast turnaround
Most websites in 7 days
Fixed prices
No hidden costs
Unlimited support
We're always here
UK based
No overseas call centres
Why choose us?
Because we don't do bollocks.
We actually answer the phone
Real people. No call centres.
We don't charge thousands
Professional websites at fair prices.
We don't take months
Most websites delivered in 7 days.
We don't talk jargon
We explain everything in plain English.
We don't disappear after launch
We're here whenever you need us.
We don't do hidden fees
The price we quote is the price you pay.
Need a website?
We'll tell you exactly what it'll cost.
- No hidden fees.
- No contracts.
- No bollocks.
Takes 30 seconds
Life's too short for five meetings about a colour.
Tell us what you do, pick a direction you like, and we'll get on with it. Decisive clients get better websites — and lower bills.
What we do
Everything you need. Nothing you don’t.
Website design
Modern, responsive sites that look sharp and turn visitors into calls.
Learn moreE-commerce
Sell online properly. Payments, postage and stock without the faff.
Learn moreSEO & Google ranking
Get found in your town and outrank the lot down the road.
Learn moreGoogle Business
Your listing optimised so local searchers land on you first.
Learn moreBusiness email
Proper email on your own domain. No more @hotmail on the van.
Learn moreMaintenance
Updates, backups and peace of mind. Cancel whenever you like.
Learn moreWebsite repairs
Broken site? Someone vanished? We take it over and fix it fast.
Learn moreAI automation
Automate the boring bits — quotes, replies, follow-ups — and get your evenings back.
Learn moreServices for towns and villages
Web design, app design and all services — near me
Searching for web design near me, app design near me or another service? Our services include AI & Automation, App & Digital Design, Branding & Design, Business Growth, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, Hosting & Support, Photography & Video, Print Design, SEO, Signs & Displays, Slate Carving, Social Media, Vehicle Graphics, Website Design, Workwear. App-related design includes mobile and web app screens, UI, UX and clickable prototypes. Explore the services below for your town or village.
Our office is in Brynmawr, South Wales; we don't have a branch in every town. Digital work can be discussed remotely across the UK, Ireland, Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man. For photography, physical products, fitting or site visits, we confirm availability, delivery and travel before you commit.
What does your your town business need?
A website, app design, mobile or web app screens, UI/UX, graphics, better search visibility, a logo, printed materials, signs, workwear or help with marketing and automation? Choose the service below and tell us what the finished job needs to do. You can ask about one service or a joined-up project.
How much will your project cost?
Tell us the service, quantities or features, location and deadline. We confirm the scope, price and delivery arrangements before work starts. Any ongoing charges, production, fitting or travel requirements are discussed as part of your quote.
Can you help customers find you in your town?
We set up descriptive page titles, useful service pages and accurate contact and service-area details. We can also help with your Google Business Profile. Your website should explain where you genuinely work, not claim offices you don't have. Google positions cannot be guaranteed.
Choosing a website designer? See real websites we've built, then tell us about your services, the area you cover and what you want customers to do next. Already have a site? Send the link and explain what needs changing so we can discuss an update or a rebuild.
Brynmawr web design tips
Brynmawr web design: a mobile enquiry checklist
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Read guideWeb design near me: choosing a Brynmawr designer
What to ask a local web designer about real work, fixed quotes, ownership, app design and support before you commit.
Read guideBrynmawr local SEO: office details and service areas
Keep your local website and Google Business Profile accurate, show genuine work and measure enquiries rather than page counts.
Read guideSix reasons, no waffle.
Everything below is the stuff people actually ring us about. If it's not on the list, we probably don't do it, and we'll tell you straight.
One price, in writing
You get the number before we start. No hourly meter, no scope creep, no invoice that turns up bigger than the quote.
Live in 2–3 weeks
Not six months of 'discovery'. You send us the bits, we build it, it goes live while you still care about it.
A human on the phone
You ring, we answer. Same bloke who built it. No ticket number, no chatbot, no account manager reading a script.
Found in your town
Local pages, Google Business, the lot — set up so people searching your trade near you actually land on you.
Fast on a knackered phone
Most of your customers are on 4G with 8% battery. If it doesn't load in a second, you've lost them.
You own the lot
Files, domain, hosting, content. Walk away whenever you like. We'd rather keep you because you want to stay.
What our clients say
Brilliant service start to finish. New site looks the part and we're getting far more enquiries. No bollocks.
Fast, honest and fair on price. Finally found someone who just gets on with it and does what they say.
Top quality website and proper support after launch. Wouldn't go anywhere else now.
What's actually in the box.
No "packages" with clever names. This is the standard job. If you need more — a shop, bookings, a booking calendar for ten staff — we'll price it separately and tell you why.
Get my price- Up to 8 pages written in plain English
- Mobile-first build that loads in under a second
- Enquiry form that lands in your inbox, tested
- Click-to-call and WhatsApp buttons on every page
- Google Business profile sorted and linked up
- Local SEO pages for your town and the ones round it
- Photo sourcing or a tidy-up of the ones you've got
- Training call so you can edit it yourself
- Hosting, SSL and backups set up properly
- 30 days of tweaks after launch, free
Four steps. That's it.
Chat
Twenty minutes on the phone. We work out what you actually need, not what pads the bill.
Quote
A fixed price with everything listed. It doesn't change unless you change your mind.
Build
You see it early and often. Two rounds of changes come as standard.
Launch
We go live, hand over the logins, and show you how to update it yourself.
Twenty minutes on the phone beats a forty-page proposal.
Straight answers, before you ask.
How much?
Most business sites land between £149 and £899 depending on pages and whether you need a shop or bookings. You get the exact number before anything starts.
How long?
Two to three weeks from the day you send us your content. The hold-up is nearly always waiting on photos, not us.
Do I have to pay monthly?
No. Hosting is a small yearly cost and you can host it anywhere you like. We don't hold your site to ransom.
I've already got a website.
Fine. Send us the link and we'll tell you honestly whether it needs rebuilding or just a sort-out. Sometimes it's the second one.
Who we build for
Trades, shops, salons, garages, gyms, takeaways. If you've got customers and a phone, we can build for you.
If your nephew can do it, honestly — let him.
We're not here to compete with a free template and a fortnight of good intentions. We're here for businesses that want it done properly.
What you don't get
Sixteen promises. All of them boring on purpose.
Ready to get more customers?
Let’s build you a website that works.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm
Find us on the map — 141 King Street, Brynmawr, Ebbw Vale NP23 4ST. The kettle's always on.