
Altens, Aberdeen City
Branding & Design in Altens
Nobody in Altens rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Altens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Altens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design altens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Altens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Altens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Altens
Altens is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Altens process.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Altens
Rowntree Ltd — Altens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 47
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Altens: Services
Everything below has its own Altens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Altens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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