
Backaland, Orkney Islands
Managed Hosting in Backaland
Backaland isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Backaland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Backaland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting backaland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Backaland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Backaland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Backaland
Backaland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Backaland, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Backaland job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Backaland
Kowalczyk Bros — Backaland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 65
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Backaland: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Backaland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Backaland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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