Backies, Highland
Funeral Directors in Backies
Backies isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Backies businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Backies businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors backies"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Backies map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Backies is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Backies
Backies is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Backies, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Backies business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Backies
Whitlock & Co — Backies. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Backies: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Backies page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Backies town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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