
Ballymurphy, County Carlow
Performance Optimisation in Ballymurphy
Half the Ballymurphy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Ballymurphy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ballymurphy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation ballymurphy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Ballymurphy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ballymurphy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Ballymurphy
You won't win Ballymurphy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Ballymurphy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Ballymurphy
Merriman & Sons — Ballymurphy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Ballymurphy: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Ballymurphy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Ballymurphy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Ballymurphy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ballymurphy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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