
Bandrake Head, Cumbria
Email Copy in Bandrake Head
Bandrake Head isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Bandrake Head businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bandrake Head businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy bandrake head"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Bandrake Head map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bandrake Head is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Bandrake Head
Bandrake Head is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Bandrake Head, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bandrake Head process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Bandrake Head
Whitlock & Co — Bandrake Head. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Bandrake Head: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Bandrake Head page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Bandrake Head bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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