
Basted, Kent
Hotels & B&Bs in Basted
Nobody in Basted rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What hotels & b&bs looks like round here
Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.
We work with Basted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Basted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hotels & b&bs basted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hotels & B&Bs — the Basted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Basted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hotels & B&Bs, and a word about Basted
Basted is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Basted job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Hotels & B&Bs in Basted
Delaney Group — Basted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 22
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Basted: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own Basted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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