
Batch, Somerset
Managed Hosting in Batch
Your competitors in Batch are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Batch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Batch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting batch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Batch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Batch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Batch
You won't win Batch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Batch. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Batch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Batch
Braithwaite Group — Batch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Batch: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Batch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Batch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moManaged Hosting near Batch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Batch town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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