Batch, Somerset
Performance Optimisation in Batch
Batch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Batch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Batch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation batch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Batch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Batch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Batch
Batch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Batch. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Batch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Batch process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Batch
Merriman & Sons — Batch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Batch: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Batch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Batch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Batch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Batch town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Lympsham1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Purn1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Eastertown2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Bleadon2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Shiplate3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Oldmixon3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Brean3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Uphill3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Edingworth4 km
- Performance Optimisation in East Brent4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Loxton4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Berrow5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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