Batterjohn Big, Meath
Performance Optimisation in Batterjohn Big
Batterjohn Big isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Batterjohn Big businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Batterjohn Big businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation batterjohn big"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Batterjohn Big map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Batterjohn Big is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Batterjohn Big
Batterjohn Big is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Batterjohn Big, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Batterjohn Big job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Batterjohn Big
Okafor Ltd — Batterjohn Big. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 44
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Batterjohn Big: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Batterjohn Big page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Batterjohn Big bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Batterjohn Big
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Batterjohn Big town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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