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Birmingham, West Midlands

Hotels & B&Bs in Birmingham

Half the Birmingham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What hotels & b&bs looks like round here

Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.

We work with Birmingham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Birmingham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "hotels & b&bs birmingham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 1,036,878 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Hotels & B&Bs — the Birmingham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Birmingham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Hotels & B&Bs, and a word about Birmingham

There are roughly 1,036,878 people in Birmingham. A fair chunk of them are searching for what you sell right now, and most of them will never scroll past the first three results.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Birmingham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Hotels & B&Bs in Birmingham

Braithwaite Group — Birmingham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 43

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.1s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Birmingham: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own Birmingham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Hotels & B&Bs near Birmingham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Birmingham town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.