Blackadder, The Scottish Borders
Email Copy in Blackadder
Nobody in Blackadder rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Blackadder businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Blackadder businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy blackadder"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Blackadder map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Blackadder is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Blackadder
Blackadder is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in The Scottish Borders isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Blackadder process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Blackadder
Kowalczyk Bros — Blackadder. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Blackadder: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Blackadder page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Blackadder bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Blackadder
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Blackadder town centre.
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- Email Copy in Chirnside5 km
- Email Copy in Nisbet Hill5 km
- Email Copy in Cheeklaw6 km
- Email Copy in Horndean6 km
- Email Copy in Wellnage Myre6 km
- Email Copy in Ladykirk6 km
- Email Copy in Duns6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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