Burness, Orkney Islands
Managed Hosting in Burness
Half the Burness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Burness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Burness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting burness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Burness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Burness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Burness
You won't win Burness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Burness process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Burness
Hargreaves & Daughters — Burness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Burness: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Burness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Burness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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