
Castleboy, Meath
Analytics in Castleboy
Your competitors in Castleboy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Castleboy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Castleboy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics castleboy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Castleboy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Castleboy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Castleboy
You won't win Castleboy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Meath isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Castleboy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Castleboy
Okafor Ltd — Castleboy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Castleboy: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Castleboy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Castleboy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Castleboy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Castleboy town centre.
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- Analytics in Balgeeth4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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