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Analytics in Clonalvy

Half the Clonalvy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Clonalvy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Clonalvy businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics clonalvy"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Clonalvy map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clonalvy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Clonalvy

You won't win Clonalvy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clonalvy job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Clonalvy

Pemberton Bros — Clonalvy. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 46

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Clonalvy: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Clonalvy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Clonalvy bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Clonalvy

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clonalvy town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.