
Coan, Kilkenny
Performance Optimisation in Coan
Half the Coan search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Coan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation coan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Coan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Coan
You won't win Coan on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Kilkenny isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Coan business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Coan
Bellamy Trading — Coan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Coan: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Coan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Coan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Coan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coan town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Kelly’s Bridge2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Black Bridge2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Coolcullen3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Dunn’s Cross Roads3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Seskinrea3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Griffin’s Bridge4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ryan’s Cross Roads4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Gortahile4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Kane’s Bridge5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Knockanuddoge5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Bilboa5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Reevanagh6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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