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Everything in Cocagne

Cocagne, Guernsey

Analytics in Cocagne

Your competitors in Cocagne are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Cocagne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cocagne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics cocagne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Cocagne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cocagne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Cocagne

You won't win Cocagne on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cocagne job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Cocagne

Okafor Ltd — Cocagne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 34

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.7s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Cocagne: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Cocagne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Cocagne bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Cocagne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cocagne town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.