Coolboy, Wicklow
Performance Optimisation in Coolboy
Coolboy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Coolboy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coolboy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation coolboy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Coolboy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coolboy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Coolboy
Coolboy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Coolboy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Coolboy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Coolboy
Kowalczyk Bros — Coolboy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Coolboy: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Coolboy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Coolboy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Coolboy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coolboy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm