Coolboy, Wicklow
Performance Optimisation in Coolboy
Your competitors in Coolboy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Coolboy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coolboy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation coolboy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 144 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Coolboy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coolboy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Coolboy
You won't win Coolboy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Coolboy. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Coolboy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Coolboy
Merriman & Sons — Coolboy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Coolboy: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Coolboy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Coolboy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Coolboy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coolboy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm