Cools, Kerry
Performance Optimisation in Cools
Nobody in Cools rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Cools businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cools businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation cools"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Cools map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cools is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Cools
Cools is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Cools. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cools process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Cools
Merriman & Sons — Cools. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cools: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Cools page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Cools bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Cools
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cools town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Killbarly1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Teeranearagh3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Reenroe4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ballinskelligs4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Lateeve4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Dungeagan4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ballynahow4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ardcost5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Lamanagh5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Portmagee5 km
- Performance Optimisation in Aghnagar Bridge6 km
- Performance Optimisation in Boolakeel6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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