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Coolumber, Roscommon

Analytics in Coolumber

Half the Coolumber search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Coolumber businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Coolumber businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics coolumber"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Coolumber map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coolumber is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Coolumber

You won't win Coolumber on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Coolumber are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Coolumber process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Coolumber

Pemberton Bros — Coolumber. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 48

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Coolumber: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Coolumber page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Coolumber bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Coolumber

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coolumber town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.