
Coom, Kerry
Performance Optimisation in Coom
Half the Coom search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Coom businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coom businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation coom"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Coom map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coom is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Coom
You won't win Coom on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Coom process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Coom
Hargreaves & Daughters — Coom. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Coom: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Coom page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Coom bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Coom
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coom town centre.
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- Performance Optimisation in Muckross Village2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Scartlea2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Tullaha2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Faughbane2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Cloghereen2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Abbey Cross3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Owgarrif Bridge3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Muckross Abbey3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Teernaboul3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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