Coup Green, Lancashire
Email Copy in Coup Green
Coup Green isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Coup Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coup Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy coup green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Coup Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coup Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Coup Green
Coup Green is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Coup Green, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Coup Green job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Coup Green
Prendergast Trading — Coup Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Coup Green: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Coup Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Coup Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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