Crabby, Guernsey
Security & Door Supervision in Crabby
Half the Crabby search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What security & door supervision looks like round here
SIA badges, coverage and contract enquiry forms.
We work with Crabby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crabby businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security & door supervision crabby"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security & Door Supervision — the Crabby map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crabby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security & Door Supervision, and a word about Crabby
You won't win Crabby on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crabby process.
Real-world example
Example: Security & Door Supervision in Crabby
Fitzgerald Services — Crabby. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crabby: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Crabby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security & Door Supervision near Crabby
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crabby town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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