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Crabby, Guernsey

Tech & Startups in Crabby

Half the Crabby search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What tech & startups looks like round here

Landing pages, waitlists and pitch-ready polish.

We work with Crabby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crabby businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "tech & startups crabby"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Tech & Startups — the Crabby map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crabby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Tech & Startups, and a word about Crabby

Serving Crabby and nearby villages? List your genuine service area, keep your details current and make it easy for customers to call.

Already have a website for your Crabby business? Tell us what isn't working before paying for a replacement. We'll discuss whether an update or a rebuild fits the job.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crabby process.

Real-world example

Example: Tech & Startups in Crabby

Duffy & Sons — Crabby. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 22

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Crabby: Creative, Events & Community

Everything below has its own Crabby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Artists & GalleriesCharities & Non-profitsEvents & WeddingsMusic & NightlifeParty & Equipment HirePhotographers & VideoPrinters & SignageBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Tech & Startups near Crabby

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crabby town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.

Find us on the map — 141 King Street, Brynmawr, Ebbw Vale NP23 4ST. The kettle's always on.