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Crabby, Guernsey

Website Updates in Crabby

Nobody in Crabby rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £50/update

What website updates looks like round here

Text, image and content changes done for you.

We work with Crabby businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crabby businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website updates crabby"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Updates — the Crabby map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crabby is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Updates, and a word about Crabby

Crabby is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crabby process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Updates in Crabby

Ashworth & Daughters — Crabby. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 18

Enquiries / month

6.2s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1600

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Crabby: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Crabby page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingBusiness Websites

Website Updates without the Crabby bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Updates near Crabby

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crabby town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.