Crapstone, Devon
Email Marketing in Crapstone
Half the Crapstone search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Crapstone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crapstone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing crapstone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Crapstone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crapstone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Crapstone
You won't win Crapstone on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Crapstone are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Crapstone business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Crapstone
Duffy & Sons — Crapstone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 72
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crapstone: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crapstone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Crapstone bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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