
Crofthandy, Cornwall
Analytics in Crofthandy
Your competitors in Crofthandy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Crofthandy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crofthandy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics crofthandy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Crofthandy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofthandy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Crofthandy
You won't win Crofthandy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crofthandy process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Crofthandy
Pemberton Bros — Crofthandy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crofthandy: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crofthandy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Crofthandy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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