
Crook of Alves, Moray
Analytics in Crook of Alves
Half the Crook of Alves search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Crook of Alves businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crook of Alves businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics crook of alves"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Crook of Alves map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crook of Alves is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Crook of Alves
You won't win Crook of Alves on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crook of Alves job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Crook of Alves
Hargreaves & Daughters — Crook of Alves. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crook of Alves: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Crook of Alves page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Crook of Alves bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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