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Crookness, Orkney Islands

Website Hosting in Crookness

Crookness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with Crookness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crookness businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting crookness"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Crookness map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crookness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Crookness

Crookness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

We're not local to Crookness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crookness process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Crookness

Pemberton Bros — Crookness. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 21

Enquiries / month

7.1s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Crookness: Website Design

Everything below has its own Crookness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the Crookness bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near Crookness

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crookness town centre.

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