Crumplehorn, Cornwall
Performance Optimisation in Crumplehorn
Half the Crumplehorn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Crumplehorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crumplehorn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation crumplehorn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Crumplehorn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crumplehorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Crumplehorn
You won't win Crumplehorn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Crumplehorn. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crumplehorn job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Crumplehorn
Duffy & Sons — Crumplehorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Crumplehorn: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Crumplehorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Crumplehorn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Crumplehorn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crumplehorn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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