Delancey, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in Delancey
Half the Delancey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Delancey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Delancey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation delancey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Delancey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Delancey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Delancey
You won't win Delancey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Delancey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Delancey
Duffy & Sons — Delancey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Delancey: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Delancey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Delancey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Delancey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Delancey town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in La Robergerienext door
- Performance Optimisation in La Tonellenext door
- Performance Optimisation in The Bridgenext door
- Performance Optimisation in Saint Sampsonnext door
- Performance Optimisation in South Sidenext door
- Performance Optimisation in Valenext door
- Performance Optimisation in Les Monmainsnext door
- Performance Optimisation in Les Sauvagees1 km
- Performance Optimisation in North Side1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Le Tertre1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Maresquet1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Les Gigands1 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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