
Derren, Clare
Analytics in Derren
Your competitors in Derren are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Derren businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Derren businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics derren"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Derren map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Derren is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Derren
You won't win Derren on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Derren process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Derren
Rowntree Ltd — Derren. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Derren: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Derren page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Derren bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Derren
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Derren town centre.
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- Analytics in Ballylaan3 km
- Analytics in Liscannor3 km
- Analytics in Upper Ballycotteen3 km
- Analytics in O’Brien’s Bridge5 km
- Analytics in Carrowauff6 km
- Analytics in Lehinch6 km
- Analytics in Rinneen7 km
- Analytics in Fisherstreet8 km
- Analytics in Moy More8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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