Dicklant, Derbyshire
Product Descriptions in Dicklant
Nobody in Dicklant rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Dicklant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dicklant businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions dicklant"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Dicklant map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dicklant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Dicklant
Dicklant is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Derbyshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Dicklant process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Dicklant
Fitzgerald Services — Dicklant. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Dicklant: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Dicklant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Dicklant bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dicklant town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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