
Dishes, Orkney Islands
Landing Pages in Dishes
Half the Dishes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.
We work with Dishes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dishes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages dishes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Dishes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dishes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Dishes
You won't win Dishes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Dishes process.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Dishes
Okafor Ltd — Dishes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 41
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Dishes: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Dishes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Dishes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moLanding Pages near Dishes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dishes town centre.
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- Landing Pages in Whitehall Village5 km
- Landing Pages in Veness11 km
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- Landing Pages in Burroughston13 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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