
East-The-Water, Devon
Analytics in East-The-Water
Nobody in East-The-Water rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with East-The-Water businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why East-The-Water businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics east-the-water"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the East-The-Water map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where East-The-Water is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about East-The-Water
East-The-Water is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in East-The-Water. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the East-The-Water process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in East-The-Water
Pemberton Bros — East-The-Water. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 53
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in East-The-Water: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own East-The-Water page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the East-The-Water bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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