Eightyeight Acres, Meath
Performance Optimisation in Eightyeight Acres
Eightyeight Acres isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Eightyeight Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Eightyeight Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation eightyeight acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Eightyeight Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eightyeight Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Eightyeight Acres
Eightyeight Acres is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Meath isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Eightyeight Acres, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Eightyeight Acres business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Eightyeight Acres
Pemberton Bros — Eightyeight Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Eightyeight Acres: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Eightyeight Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Eightyeight Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Eightyeight Acres
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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