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Everything in Eton

Eton, Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead

Website Hosting in Eton

Half the Eton search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with Eton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Eton businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting eton"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 4,692 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Eton map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Eton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Eton

You won't win Eton on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Eton business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Eton

Hargreaves & Daughters — Eton. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 33

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Eton: Website Design

Everything below has its own Eton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the Eton bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
More website design

Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near Eton

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Eton town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.