
Evie, Orkney Islands
Branding & Design in Evie
Evie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Evie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Evie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design evie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Evie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Evie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Evie
Evie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Evie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Evie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Evie
Kowalczyk Bros — Evie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 20
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Evie: Services
Everything below has its own Evie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Evie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Evie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Evie town centre.
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- Branding & Design in Frotoft6 km
- Branding & Design in Swannay6 km
- Branding & Design in Rendall6 km
- Branding & Design in Abune-the-Hill6 km
- Branding & Design in Hackland7 km
- Branding & Design in Beaquoy7 km
- Branding & Design in Kirbuster7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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