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Evie, Orkney Islands

Performance Optimisation in Evie

Half the Evie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Evie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Evie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation evie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Evie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Evie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Evie

You won't win Evie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Evie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Evie job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Evie

Kaur & Co — Evie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

9.2s → 1.8s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Evie: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Evie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Evie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Evie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Evie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.