Fauxquets, Guernsey
Analytics in Fauxquets
Half the Fauxquets search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Fauxquets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fauxquets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics fauxquets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Fauxquets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fauxquets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Fauxquets
You won't win Fauxquets on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fauxquets job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Fauxquets
Kowalczyk Bros — Fauxquets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Fauxquets: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Fauxquets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Fauxquets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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