Fauxquets, Guernsey
Performance Optimisation in Fauxquets
Fauxquets isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Fauxquets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Fauxquets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation fauxquets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Fauxquets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fauxquets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Fauxquets
Fauxquets is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Fauxquets, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Fauxquets process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Fauxquets
Bellamy Trading — Fauxquets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Fauxquets: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Fauxquets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Fauxquets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Fauxquets
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fauxquets town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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