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Fern, Angus

Website Hosting in Fern

Fern isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with Fern businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fern businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting fern"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Fern map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fern is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Fern

Fern is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Fern, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fern job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Fern

Braithwaite Group — Fern. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 48

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Fern: Website Design

Everything below has its own Fern page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the Fern bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near Fern

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fern town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.