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Fernybank, Angus

Email Copy in Fernybank

Half the Fernybank search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Fernybank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Fernybank businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy fernybank"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Fernybank map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Fernybank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Fernybank

You won't win Fernybank on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Fernybank are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Fernybank job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Fernybank

Pemberton Bros — Fernybank. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 57

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Fernybank: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Fernybank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area PagesBlog WritingCase StudiesFAQ PagesPress ReleasesProduct DescriptionsService PagesWebsite CopywritingBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Email Copy without the Fernybank bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All content creation
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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Fernybank

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Fernybank town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.