Frankscroft, The Scottish Borders
Funeral Directors in Frankscroft
Half the Frankscroft search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Frankscroft businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Frankscroft businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors frankscroft"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Frankscroft map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Frankscroft is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Frankscroft
You won't win Frankscroft on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Frankscroft are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Frankscroft business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Frankscroft
Duffy & Sons — Frankscroft. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Frankscroft: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Frankscroft page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Frankscroft town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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