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Funzie, Shetland Islands

Care Homes & Home Care in Funzie

Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What care homes & home care looks like round here

Warm, clear, CQC-ready. Families find answers fast.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "care homes & home care funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Care Homes & Home Care — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Care Homes & Home Care, and a word about Funzie

Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Funzie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.

Real-world example

Example: Care Homes & Home Care in Funzie

Hargreaves & Daughters — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 53

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.5s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1700

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Funzie: Public, Care & Community

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Childminders & NurseriesChurches & Faith GroupsFuneral DirectorsPublic Sector & CouncilsSecurity & Door SupervisionUnions & Membership BodiesBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Care Homes & Home Care near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.