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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Growth Plans in Funzie

Funzie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £500

What growth plans looks like round here

A step-by-step plan to grow your business online.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "growth plans funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Growth Plans — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Growth Plans, and a word about Funzie

Funzie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Funzie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Funzie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funzie process.

Real-world example

Example: Growth Plans in Funzie

Kowalczyk Bros — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 25

Enquiries / month

7.0s → 1.3s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Funzie: Business Growth

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Business ConsultancyCompetitor AnalysisDigital TransformationLead Generation SystemsOnline Presence AuditsStart-Up PackagesTrades PackagesBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce Websites

Growth Plans without the Funzie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Business Consultancy

Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.

from £99/hrMore business growth

Competitor Analysis

See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.

from £300More business growth

Digital Transformation

Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.

from £1,500

Growth Plans near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.