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Everything in Funzie

Funzie, Shetland Islands

Kitchens & Bathrooms in Funzie

Half the Funzie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What kitchens & bathrooms looks like round here

Showroom galleries, finance options and design consultations.

We work with Funzie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Funzie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "kitchens & bathrooms funzie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Kitchens & Bathrooms — the Funzie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Funzie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Kitchens & Bathrooms, and a word about Funzie

You won't win Funzie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Funzie are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Funzie job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Kitchens & Bathrooms in Funzie

Bellamy Trading — Funzie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 65

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.4s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Funzie: Home & Lifestyle

Everything below has its own Funzie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Kitchens & Bathrooms near Funzie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Funzie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.